Current mood:	amused
Current music:	REM: Me in Honey

I have no life...
...so, here are things that amuse me.

Under the LJ cut for your sanity.

Badgers. LotR. What more could you ask for?



Moments later, a familiar figure appears in the study doorway.
It is ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, KING OF THE REUNITED KINGDOMS, CHIEFTAIN OF THE DUNEDAIN OF ARNOR, CAPTAIN OF THE HOST OF THE WEST, BEARER OF THE STAR OF THE NORTH, WIELDER OF THE SWORD REFORGED, VICTORIOUS IN BATTLE, WHOSE HANDS BRING HEALING, THE ELFSTONE, ELESSAR OF THE LINE OF VALANDIL, ISILDUR'S SON, ELENDIL'S SON OF NUMENOR, SOMETIMES KNOWN AS 'FINKLE-BUNS' BUT ONLY IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS OWN HOME, THANK YOU.
Taken from Lembas and Jam



And I, for the love of the Lord of the White Tree
Legolas, Return of the King (book) And people say Aragorn/Legolas isn't canon.



"Who are they, and what do they say?" asked Merry.
"They are Elves, and they say that you breathe so loudly they could shoot you in the dark." Legolas replied. He listened a bit more. "With one arm tied behind their backs." Another pause. "And standing on one leg."
He yelled something back - this was not translated, but even the Hobbits could recognise the tone. "Yeah, right, asshole." is somewhat universal.
From Here.



From one side, Elrond strode in, yelling in Sindarin and waving Aeglos, retrieved specially from the Imladris armoury, in a vaguely threatening manner. Aragorn followed him, mostly yelling variants on ‘Yeah! What he said!’.

From the other side, the hobbits, who had defied all efforts to keep them in their rooms and out of trouble, including but not limited to tying them up, locking them in the rooms, locking them in the rooms with large amounts of food, and drugging them, (Hey, this Elvish stuff’s not bad! Doesn’t compare to the Old Toby, but then again, what does?), had wandered in on this scene, proving once more the existence of their dual ability for A) Wrong Place, and B) Wrong Time. They mostly stared, although Merry had attempted to shield Pippin’s eyes and got a kick in the ankle for his troubles.

Somewhere in Imladris, Erestor woke up screaming and had to be sedated. That really has no bearing on the plot whatsoever.
Look at last quote for credit.



Ari made a banner out of a doll I made for her! <3

Is it not gourgeus? Base from Shouri Sadly, do not have link. Forgive me.


Another of my dollz, same base. Book! Eowyn/Faramir! *squeal*


Great Artwork from Elfwood

Glorfindel babysits Elrond's little ones....
Hilarious! I suggest you look at the entire series.

Thranduil and Legolas
Sweetest Father-Son picture ever.

Glorfindel
GLORFY! Why did they take him out of the movie? *sob*

Visiting Shadowfax
Guh. Guh. Guuuuh. Beregond! *weeps in joy and clings to the confused Gondorian*

Glorfindel and the Hobbits
Beautiful, beautiful work.

Thranduil and Legolas
Okay, I love pictures of these two. Another father-son moment!

Thranduil
YAU! Prince Thranduil!

The Meeting of Faramir and Eowyn
IT'S A BLACK HAIRED BOOK FARAMIR! *squeals in delight and faints*

Not Orlando Bloom, dammit.
Sad, but true. I do love Orlando Bloom, but sometimes I miss the book Legolas with his wonderful wit.

Legolas shoots the Fell Beast
Why wasn't this in the movie? *sobs*

Legolas
It's a much different style then I usually like, but something about this picture makes me love it.

Mother and Son
After all the happy father-sons, here is a bittersweet, but beautiful drawing of Farmir and his mother.

Farmir and Eowyn
I cannot wait for this scene in RotK EE! *squeals*

Eowyn Sketches
Okay, Eowyn is sexy! Heee, look! Faramir's in the coroner! YAU!

Arwen
Book!Arwen! Yay! She should so go with Eomer. >_> Not Aragorn. Aragorn belongs to Legolas, yes.
Movie!Arwen, though I do love Liv Tyler, annoyed the living hell out of me. I used her scenes as a bathroom break.

Eowyn
So cool.

Eomer
Purrr!

Eowyn
I WANT HER OUTFIT!

Eowyn and the Witchking
Can you tell that I'm on an Eowyn tour? This is beautiful! I love how her feet are; it gives you the sense that she's doubting her own strength at this moment.

Eowyn and Eomer-A 'What If?'
*sobs* It's beautiful and sweet and terribly sad...

Sheild Maiden
*stares for a long, long time*

Faramir and Eowyn
*squeal*


Wow. It's taken me two hours to write this. XD