Squawks and Purrs

I cannot sleep...

Sun, 29 Aug 2004 05:17:48 GMT

I have to get up at five. And I can't sleep. Wheeee....took a dose of Nyquil. Hopefully will kick in soon. Ooo, brain getting fuzzy. That's a good sign.

Went school clothes shopping today. Yay! Very happy. ^__^ I dress very professionally, compared to everyone else at school. O_o My step-dad said, "Why don't you wear jeans and a t-shirt like everyone else?"

Because I don't look good in them. >_> No. I stick with my uber cool slacks and dress shirts and sweaters. Which are made out of the best fabrics ever. They feel so good...@_@ And ankle boots! Yay!

I need to clean my room. x_X It is a pit.

School starts Monday. Am very excited. I get to see my friends again! Been so lonely. ;-;

Decided that I am going to major in English and Buisness in college. Going to Dmacc for the first two years. Bleah. Don't want to go to Dmacc, but my parents are making me. Evil. ~_~

I like tea. Yes. Especially in my Elvish Mug. Mmm, going to have to have tea in the morning. Mmm, caffeine.

Chatting with Ari. Very happy.

Have new AIM screen name: xTanithBanux. Tanith is Phonecian for 'Serpent Lady,' and Banu is Turkish for 'lady.' So I am Serpent Lady Lady. Heee. I kick all your asses for nobility ranking. >D

This has no point what so ever. I'm finally getting tired. Sleeeeeeeeep.

Night night!

Tanith

Grrrr...

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 00:39:01 GMT

Okay. I won't lie. My family's been a little down on money the past week, because my step-father's paycheck hasn't come in yet. Basically, we have no money. None.
All I have for both lunch and breakfast tommorow is a salad about the size of my fist.

Now, I wouldn't been bitchy about this (for I understand, and am not mad at my parents because of some guy's screw up) if two things had not happened today:

1) My mom came in to McDonald's while I was working and bought a chocolate shake, which is about two dollars.

2) There is a brand new pack of makeup in the bathroom, along with a box of Drixoral. Probably about eleven bucks together. Now, the Drixoral I can understand; my mom gets bad migranes. But the makeup...Makeup. A pack of bloody makeup. probably about five bucks. Plenty to buy a loaf of bread so I can make myself a pj and jelly sandwich tommorow, because I have both the pj and jelly, just nothing to put it on.

I've been living off whatever I can scrounge out of the fridge for the past two days, and am at the very last of my reserves, and my mother is buying herself makeup.

I am PISSED.

Wheee...

Thu, 26 Aug 2004 04:13:02 GMT

The pixels have taken over my brain! Help!

Arwen Evenstar, from LotR. This is for Jezz, and is based of a picture that I do not know the artist of...very sorry to that artist for no credit. If you know who it is, leave me a comment and I'll credit/take down, depending on the artist's wishes.

The start of what may be a tarot set of Jezz and I's muses. It's Aila, the main character from the novel I am writing. Background sucks ass, I know.

Whee, symbolizm: she is starting off, in the book, on a journey that will take her to the outside world, which she has never seen. She holds the only possession she thinks she will need: her computer book. This is similar to the traditional fool, who has all his possessions in a bag slung over his shoulder on a stick. She is standing in the road, unaware of the danger, like the traditional fool who is about to step off a cliff.

Kingsley Shacklebolt from Harry Potter. YAY! I did some major tweaking of this base, as I love it and she had no males. ;-;

Two of what I think Arwen and Eomer's (you read that right. I'm one of the three Arwen/Eomer shippers in the world) daughter would look like. She's in an AU fanfiction that has been drifting around my head for a while.

All the bases from above are from the wonderful Pinkland.

And, Elrohir (son of Elrond, brother to Arwen) in drag! Yay!

He should not look as bloody cute as he does. *plays with his hair*
And, to clarify, there is a story behind this. I'm not that random.

Base from Dolleria.

Oh! I updated my fictionpress.com site. ^__^

Clouds on the Horizion
He was the sun on a scorching hot day, full of fiery ambition and a few select truths that blinded.

Wild Elf
Suddenly the whispers stopped. Everything quieted, until the clearing was blanketed in silence.

War of Differences: Elf and Drow
They were opposites, like night and day, engaged in a terrible, mesmerizing battle of strength and will. The first had dark skin, not a light chocolate like his own, but ebony; the other's skin seemed carved out of ivory.

Yay!

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 18:38:18 GMT

ftkrazione gave me a challenge to remake one of her dollz:

Base by ?

So I did!

Base by Angy-chan.

I was toying with doing it in a different base, but this one is so cute!! n_n
I left off the scarf, since it requires some mad Photoshop skills I do not possess. Yay for pixel shading! *waves her little flag*
That hair was a pain and a half. x_x

Urg.

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 12:01:21 GMT

So, my peaceful morning (ie. Sitting out on the porch, drinking my tea, and basically daydreaming, which has worked before) was completely ruined. Mental note: Always do mornings with everyone else asleep, even if that means you're up by five.
There I was; I had my tea, everything was going well, and the nasty stray cat that roams around our house decided it wanted to be petted.
Filth in all.
I brought my dog out to try and keep the stray away (he's very good with cats, but the stray is scared of him) and they only got into (a mostly one sided fight, cat winning.)
Then, my Step-dad decided to sit on the porch with me. Which means he decided to try and talk to me. Let me tell you, peaceful mornings and conversations do not mix. It was very hard not to growl at him and tell him to be quiet.
On top of this, Mom pops out a lot, talking non-stop, and the stray is still there.
Mornings with people are no good.

But I got to the bathroom before all of them. Nyah!

I think I might just go to bed. I was going to drink my tea, then write, but the mood's been completely spoiled.

Urg.

Dollz

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 01:14:27 GMT

Wheee! Pixel fun!

Base from Angy-Chan. It was a sort of inspiration contest doll; I had Ari give me three colors (green, red, blue), a time period (18th Century), and three articles of clothing (pants, dress, trenchcoat).
It was fun. ^__^

If you want, post another challenge for me! :D

Hee.

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 03:05:50 GMT

Have you ever stopped, and looked back at all your past journal entries, and realized what a dweeb you are?

I have.

I'm such a dweeb. XD And proud of it!

Snuffy

The Ring

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 01:59:28 GMT

Snuffy just saw The Ring.

SPOILER WARNING!
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Oh dear gawd. That SUCKED. I hated the ending, it wasn't really scary, and, did I mention, the ending sucked? If they had stopped it right after they got Rachel out of the well, and after all the happy fluffy stuff, I would have adored it. But the end, which, to take a line from Secret Window, is the most important part of the story sucked major ass. Come on? Noah DIES?

Pffft. I'm going to go do something productive. Like finish watching signs. A GOOD movie.

Which has a good ending.

What do you think of me?

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 17:22:12 GMT

01. Who are you, what's our relationship:
02. How and where did we meet:
03. What's my middle name?
04. How long have you known me?
05. Tell me one good thing about myself?
06. When you first saw me what was your impression
07. My age:
08. Birthday:
09. My favorite band at the moment:
10. Colour eyes:
11. Do I have any siblings?
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. What's one of my favorite things to do?
14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
15. Describe me in 3 words:
16. Name 5 things i love:
17. Do you think i'm good looking?
18. How would you describe me to someone?
19. Would you ever date me?
20. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did:
21: What do you like most about me?
22: If we could spend a day together what would we do?
23: Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years?
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it?
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I'll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything what would it be?
32. When's the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?

Survey!

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 17:02:02 GMT

Fun pointlessness. =D

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Fun pointlessness. =D

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Plushies!

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:59:24 GMT

I adore this base! It's from The Knight's Sorceress. They are so cute! ^_^ I want to make bunches!
Anybody has any ideas for one, comment!
These can be stolen, if you want, but you must provide a link back!

Example:
This Snuffy plushie is much like the real thing; a little insane, a lot obsessive, and quirky as hell. She will be happy if you place her with any elf plushie; she gets along with many human plushies as well. Keep her far away from House Elves.

Lord of the Rings

Technically, Melkor never had a solid form that was not great and terrible. However, if he had a form before the making of Arda, this would be it. He's rather moody, and should not be placed with any Valar plushies, especially Manwe or Tulkas. Also should be kept away from Elf plushies, for their own saftey.

This Eru plushie is kind, but he occasionally gets upitty and does the whole 'over-dramatic higher power' thing. Bribe him with bon-bons, however, and you've become his new best friend. Gets along well with Valar plushies.

Harry Potter

Hermione is the smartest plushie of her time. She'll certainly be the one to help you with your homework. She does well around other intellectuals, and also Harry and Ron.

This brave and bold Harry plushie will protect you from all the evil plushies in the world if you treat him well. He does well around Hermione, Ron, and Marauder (sans Peter) plushies.

How could you not want to take this Bill Weasley plushie home? He's very funny, and does well around other Weasleys.

Elementals

This is the Lady of Flame, the first fire elf. She has a dangerous temper, but can be warm and caring when she wants to be. Gets along very well with the Lord of Storms...but beware letting them alone, or you might get baby plushies.

The Lord of Storms is a cheerful, friendly soul, with a love of danger (which is probably why he's courting the Lady of the Flame. Cannot get more dangerous than that.). He may cause bad weather around your home, but he means well and does well with children.

The Earth Lady is very solitary; however, if you get on her good side, she can be quite affectionate. She enjoys the woodlands; she hates overbearing people, and respects those who think for themselves.

The Lord of Water is a shy, reclouse plushie; he is friendly to others, and rarely is driven to anger. When he is, however, he is worse then the great sea storms the Lord of the Storm likes to create. He gets along well with the Earth Lady. He does well with other plushies of intelligence.

Quizzes!

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:02:41 GMT

So I'm obsessed.

You are the hidden beauty

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Your a: Playfull kitten! Your hyper active and
super friendly. Your a handfull at times and
always manage to get into trouble...but you
don't care do you ;)

What kind of cat are you?
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My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Morpheus

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You belong to the kindred of the Sindar.
Originally of Telerin kinship, these elves
remained behind in Beleriand to search for
their king Elwe while the rest of their host
continued on toward Aman, led by Olwe, Elwe's
brother. Eventually, Elwe returned to them,
and with his wife Melian founded the kingdom of
Doriath. The Sindar are known to be lovers of
nature, and are generally peaceful, preferring
to take a defensive stance.

Which Race of Elves from The Silmarillion are You?
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You are an Artist!

What type of LotR fan are you?
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On a scale of 1-5, 1 being the lowest and 5 being
the highest, you are.......Level 5 obsessed!
Maybe you've studied Quenya so much that you
can speak it fluently, maybe you've watched
FotR over 50 times, or maybe you just know that
you'll marry Orlando Bloom some day. I gotta
hand it to you: you are absobloominutely
obsessed.

How obsessed are you with LotR?
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You are a true fan of Lord of the Rings or all of
J.R.R Tolkiens works! You've read or your on
the process of reading all of his books! You've
even watched the movie too many times to
remember!! I congratulate you, you've become a
Tolkienite!

Do you know your Lord of the Rings?(knowledge)
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Congratulations! You are a level 4 Elf Knower. You
know practically everything there is to know
about these immortal creatures. Keep on
rocking.

How well do you know the Elves?
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You're Eowyn! You have v. pretty golden hair, hate
Grima, and are a devil with a sword.

Which girl in Middle-earth are you?
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You're a Nazgul! You're invisible. You're neither
living nor dead. Nice life. You like scaring
hobbits.

Which Villain In Middle-earth Are You?
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You are: The Barrow-Wight song. People look up to
you and call you when they are in trouble. You
love yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and
butter. And you also wear a blue jacket and
yellow boots all the time. You wish you be
just like Tom Bombadil himself!

"Get out, you old Wight! Vanish in the
sunlight!
Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go
wailing.
Out into the barren lands far beyond the mountains!
Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty!
Lost and forgotten be, darker than the darkness,
Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is
mended."

Lord of the Rings: Which Tom Bombadil Song are you most likely to sing?
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You're a Niphredel flower.

Which Middle Earth flower are you?
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Which Annoying Two Towers Character are You?
By Lisa
Poor Gimli!

You are Herman! So go you! You are also known as
Ringwraith No. 9, but you're way cooler than
the other blokes!

Which Ringwraith are you?
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You're Merry! Your interests include setting off
fireworks, drinking pints, arguing with trees,
and throwing rocks at orcs. You love to have a
good time at parties and such!

Which hobbit are you?
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I ride Shadowfax! I NEED TO GET THERE NOW! Hygiene
is important to me. But then, Shadowfax only
let Gandalf ride him. Does that mean I'm
walking? Oh, crumbs.

Dude! Where's my steed?? Who are you riding around Middle Earth?
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The greatest magicians have something to lear from
Mister Mistoffelees conjuring turn! Yes, you
are Mistofelees. You are a young adult who has
trouble being taken seriously. You are shy and
have a cute habit of batting your ears when you
get embarrassed. :)

!*:.:*:. Which Jellicle cat are you? .:*:.:*!
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MISTO! *squeal*

Find your Role-Playing
Stereotype at mutedfaith.com.

Which Ringwraith are You?
By Lisa

:: how jedi are you? ::

You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!

The Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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I have no life...

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 08:12:41 GMT

...so, here are things that amuse me.

Under the LJ cut for your sanity.

Badgers. LotR. What more could you ask for?

Moments later, a familiar figure appears in the study doorway.
It is ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, KING OF THE REUNITED KINGDOMS, CHIEFTAIN OF THE DUNEDAIN OF ARNOR, CAPTAIN OF THE HOST OF THE WEST, BEARER OF THE STAR OF THE NORTH, WIELDER OF THE SWORD REFORGED, VICTORIOUS IN BATTLE, WHOSE HANDS BRING HEALING, THE ELFSTONE, ELESSAR OF THE LINE OF VALANDIL, ISILDUR'S SON, ELENDIL'S SON OF NUMENOR, SOMETIMES KNOWN AS 'FINKLE-BUNS' BUT ONLY IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS OWN HOME, THANK YOU.
Taken from Lembas and Jam

And I, for the love of the Lord of the White Tree
Legolas, Return of the King (book) And people say Aragorn/Legolas isn't canon.

"Who are they, and what do they say?" asked Merry.
"They are Elves, and they say that you breathe so loudly they could shoot you in the dark." Legolas replied. He listened a bit more. "With one arm tied behind their backs." Another pause. "And standing on one leg."
He yelled something back - this was not translated, but even the Hobbits could recognise the tone. "Yeah, right, asshole." is somewhat universal.
From Here.

From one side, Elrond strode in, yelling in Sindarin and waving Aeglos, retrieved specially from the Imladris armoury, in a vaguely threatening manner. Aragorn followed him, mostly yelling variants on ‘Yeah! What he said!’.

From the other side, the hobbits, who had defied all efforts to keep them in their rooms and out of trouble, including but not limited to tying them up, locking them in the rooms, locking them in the rooms with large amounts of food, and drugging them, (Hey, this Elvish stuff’s not bad! Doesn’t compare to the Old Toby, but then again, what does?), had wandered in on this scene, proving once more the existence of their dual ability for A) Wrong Place, and B) Wrong Time. They mostly stared, although Merry had attempted to shield Pippin’s eyes and got a kick in the ankle for his troubles.

Somewhere in Imladris, Erestor woke up screaming and had to be sedated. That really has no bearing on the plot whatsoever.
Look at last quote for credit.

Ari made a banner out of a doll I made for her! <3

Is it not gourgeus? Base from Shouri Sadly, do not have link. Forgive me.

Another of my dollz, same base. Book! Eowyn/Faramir! *squeal*

Great Artwork from Elfwood

Glorfindel babysits Elrond's little ones....
Hilarious! I suggest you look at the entire series.

Thranduil and Legolas
Sweetest Father-Son picture ever.

Glorfindel
GLORFY! Why did they take him out of the movie? *sob*

Visiting Shadowfax
Guh. Guh. Guuuuh. Beregond! *weeps in joy and clings to the confused Gondorian*

Glorfindel and the Hobbits
Beautiful, beautiful work.

Thranduil and Legolas
Okay, I love pictures of these two. Another father-son moment!

Thranduil
YAU! Prince Thranduil!

The Meeting of Faramir and Eowyn
IT'S A BLACK HAIRED BOOK FARAMIR! *squeals in delight and faints*

Not Orlando Bloom, dammit.
Sad, but true. I do love Orlando Bloom, but sometimes I miss the book Legolas with his wonderful wit.

Legolas shoots the Fell Beast
Why wasn't this in the movie? *sobs*

Legolas
It's a much different style then I usually like, but something about this picture makes me love it.

Mother and Son
After all the happy father-sons, here is a bittersweet, but beautiful drawing of Farmir and his mother.

Farmir and Eowyn
I cannot wait for this scene in RotK EE! *squeals*

Eowyn Sketches
Okay, Eowyn is sexy! Heee, look! Faramir's in the coroner! YAU!

Arwen
Book!Arwen! Yay! She should so go with Eomer. >_> Not Aragorn. Aragorn belongs to Legolas, yes.
Movie!Arwen, though I do love Liv Tyler, annoyed the living hell out of me. I used her scenes as a bathroom break.

Eowyn
So cool.

Eomer
Purrr!

Eowyn
I WANT HER OUTFIT!

Eowyn and the Witchking
Can you tell that I'm on an Eowyn tour? This is beautiful! I love how her feet are; it gives you the sense that she's doubting her own strength at this moment.

Eowyn and Eomer-A 'What If?'
*sobs* It's beautiful and sweet and terribly sad...

Sheild Maiden
*stares for a long, long time*

Faramir and Eowyn
*squeal*

Wow. It's taken me two hours to write this. XD

Bored? I've got the cure...

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 05:45:31 GMT

So, I've got this money saved away that I can blow. What should I blow it on? Sims 2? Playstation 2? Or maybe, one of these numbers...

Gondor Has No Pants...Gondor needs No Pants...

The Nazgirls

Welcome to Rivendell...Mister Anderson

The Many Crowns Of Thranduil

Or, just make one of my own. MWHAAHAAAA!

Okay, that was pointless. But do I care? No.

Bleh.

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:55:30 GMT

My great-grandma died the last month of school.
Jazmyn died a month after.
Now, my grandfather is in a coma, and he's not going to wake up.

So why don't I feel anything? I sobbed my heart out at the last two; and I don't even remember Jazmyn that well. Now...well...there's nothing. No real desire to care or cry, and that scares me.

Am I turning heartless? I've never been one to grieve long; even with the others, the next day I was alright. But...not even shedding a tear...

Makes me feel horrible.

And all the same, my mind wanders.

yawn

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 13:31:49 GMT

Wow, I haven't posted in awhile. Probably because you know, I somehow got myself into thinking that I needed a reason to post. Hah!

Today my Puss In Boots book should come. *presses face to window to watch for the postman* Here kitty kitty kitty...

I saw the 2003 Peter Pan movie the other day...and now I'm on a total Petter Pan kick. I forgot how much I loved the story (save the ending, which is crap!); I'm even reading the book now. I've found I'm such a Peter/Wendy shipper. *sigh* She should have stayed with him!!! (or vise versa) I'm such a goob.

Playing Myst III some more...got through one of the first big puzzles and it gives me another one the size of an island. *sigh* It's fun though!

Damn I'm sleepy.

...I may be writing a story that envolves a vampire in drag. XD Yay!

Cheero, chaps!

Snuffy

Yay!

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 05:13:55 GMT

I finished Riven! Go me! *dance*

I had to cheat several times though. Bad Snuffy. >_< Oh well. I have Myst III, so I can begin that tommorow...and I don't have a cheat guide, so I'm all on my own.

Whoever I'm suppoused to be saving is sooo screwed.

This was a fairly pointless post. ...go visit correct_french.

Going to bed now.

yawn

Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:58:30 GMT

Yay! My first icon post. Yay for icons! Click here!

I'm going to update HP and the New Alliance as soon as FF.net gets back on its feet. The first part isn't betaed, but oh well.

Mmmm...I'm quickly on the road to becoming a Puss in Boots addict. I forgot how much I loved that story! I have three versions currently: one by the Fairy Tale Treasury (c)1999, one by Charles Perrault and Andrea DaRif, published 2001, (c) 1979, and my favorite, an adorable one by Susan Saunders and Elizabeth Miles, (c) 1989 (my birth year!). I also ordered a beautiful one by Lincoln Kirstein and Alain Vaes, but it won't be here until next week. *pout*

What? It's a hobby.

Urg. Work was hell yesterday. I work with a girl that apparently doesn't know the meaning of 'common courtesy.' I could maim her. I need to find a different job...I hate McDonalds. Maybe the coffee shop is hiring.

Hey, I still have $36 dollars to spend off my last paycheck. (I get to blow it all, since it's the first one. Yay!) I should go spend it.

Snuffy

My day in a nutshell...

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 05:09:03 GMT

I got up, and went to work. Twenty minutes in, they sent me home because they were overstaffed. YAY!

Then, we finally got to see Shrek two. Omg. I wanted to just turn around and watch it again. I would have paid full price to. I love the movie! I want it! Now! It also has a wonderful soundtrack.

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OMG! Puss in boots! That's the closest I have ever come to having a crush on an animated cat. (Apparently, he's not the only animated cat to have fangirls. Apparently the older Simba has quite a following.) Antonio Banderas...Mmmmm...he stole the show. He had the best lines. 'Hey boss, let's shave him.'

And the eyes! The eyes were so adorable! It was so bad that the entire theatre, adults and all, went 'awwww!' every time he did it. And his little booties! I wanna keep him. (If I ever meet a man with an accent like that, I'm a goner. He could be a serial killer, and I wouldn't notice.)

I also liked Kyle. Heeeheee.

Donkey was also great! 'Look at my mutant babies! ....I need a job!'

This was better than the first one.

Omg...Puss!! ajlejowjewlwejwlejLOVE! (It doesn't help that Puss in Boots is my favorite fairy tale story, as he was the only one with brains. Come on, none of the princesses did squat, and Jack the Giant Killer, from Jack and the Beanstalk, was a homocidal theif!)

He stole the show.
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End of Shrek spoilers.

Then, we went and played poker. It was freaky; we got a flush almost every hand! The cards are jinxed. @_@ I did well though. ^__^

Urg...I have work tommorow. Dammit! I wanna go see Shrek again. *cries* Or at least get the soundtrack.

Tired

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 03:54:46 GMT

*yawn* I am so sleepy. Lazed around all day, excluding fight with Grandmother, but did start to get writing in order. Perhaps I'll spit out a novel someday.

We went to Ohano's [sp?] (a cool Japanese restaurant) for Luther's birthday. It was really nice, with good food. I love Japanese clear soup. They do a show/cook the food at the table, and we got the owner, Cy, who was the best. He was really good. Since I was the only one who had not been there, he tried the 'tricks' on me; he once through a knife (plastic) past my head. I think he was rather disappointed, for I did little more than blink. I'm too used to things flying around me to really care unless I realize it's going to hit me. I swear, it can be a beanie baby flying at me and I'll whap it with as much strength as I would something dangerous. It's all the SCA, you know. I think Nikki was the only one at the table that might of reacted differently that I did.

They brought out this cool blue velvet hat with fuzzy purple and blue trim on it for Luther to wear. They even got a picture of it! It was great.

We then went and watched the fireworks show. I think someone realized it was going to rain soon near the middle of the fireworks and just said 'light them all.' It was really cool, because there were about twenty fireworks in the air at any one time.

Now, there is something that's been bugging me, and I tried to have a conversation about it with Edward, but the others didn't want to revel in our geekness (poopey heads). I really think that dragons, being reptiles, would be more likely to have bird wings then bat wings, since birds evolved out of reptiles and bats are mammals. Edward apparently has an argument to counter-act that, but it will have to wait.

Really, it would make more sense.

Okay, I'm really tired now. Bed time for the Snuffy!

Ugh....

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 16:56:47 GMT

I hate crying! I hate crying because of all of that side of the family! They're so close minded! I just want to go down and see Grandma, without having to deal with Dad, but no, she says I have to see him if I come down.

You know what, I'm not going to come down.

I'm not going to cry anymore, even if that means never talking to them again.

They can all shove off.

^_^

Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:11:24 GMT

You know how things happen that make you suddenly feel good about the world? They'll just show up, unexpected, and make you grin?

Two men, people from the neighborhood I'm guessing, were walking down the street, looking at the houses, openly holding hands.

Maybe things are getting better for America after all.

Mmm...home.

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 02:18:06 GMT

Weird, how when you have nothing to do at work, the things you notice. Babbilings about my day at work.

Men keep their change in their pockets, and their bills in their wallets, while women keep both in their wallets.

There was a crazy guy today. I saw him last time, but he didn't seem as crazy as he did this time. He will sit outside, and smoke, while drinking coffee, and come in for refills. He switches on and off between decaf and not. He was walking in while I was, and I heard him muttering 'David Tina David Tina' under his breath. What was weird, is it seemed an uncontrolable thing, like the hiccups. Scary.

I know that some people only have jobs at McDonalds because they can't get one anywhere else, but it really hit me hard today. This woman I work will was on her break, and when she checked the clock to tell someone how much time she had left, she stood there for a long moment, staring at the clock, working it out. It made me feel guilty about my ability to just glance at the clock and know what time it is.

I think a high woman came into day. She wouldn't make eye contact, and her eyelids were always half closed.

It's funny that the people you wouldn't expect to be nice were, and some of those you thought were going to be were utter ass holes. It really drives the 'don't judge a book by its cover' home.

I'm glad I don't have to work until the weekend. I think I'm forever off of Mickey D's food.

I need to start writing more. I haven't been...I can't wait until my writing class starts up. *happy grin*

boing

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 05:58:17 GMT

I have a resultion.

I am no longer going to feel guilty about my desicions and the way I live my life for my father's sake.

I will accept that he cannot accept me for what I am, and I will live with that fact.

I will also live with the fact that I am a person, and I do not need to let my life be swayed by others simply because I was birthed because of their horny loins.

I will only take the advice of those who have desereved respect.

I am not going to feel guilty about sending him a letter telling him off for trying to change me, for though I am not the person he wants me to be, I am loved, and I am a great person, no matter what he says.

I am by no means perfect, but by God, Goddess, and all the other spirits in the world, I too am a child of the universe, and I deserve to be happy, dammit!

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 04:58:00 GMT

Okay, got an e-mail back from Dad, and for some reason Kristen (my step-mother) as well.

One, Dad is being all huggy feeling, yet still trying to convince me to be Christan. When will he get the fact that it isn't going to bloody happen? Stop talking to me about Jesus. Yes, the Bible says that I'm a heathen going straight away to spend eternity in a flaming fire. Guess what, the Bible also says that 1) I'm damned to hell for wearing clothes with two diffrent kinds of material in them, 2) I'm damned to hell for wearing pants, and 3), if my husband dies without leaving me with a son, I should go fuck his brother! [All of this, technical people, may be found in Duteronomy, 'The Laws of Moses, as Given to him by God or something like that.]

Two, what the fuck is Kristen doing writing me, and why the bloody hell does she have any authority to read the letter, much less try and convince me to be Christan? I had no bloody problem with her, through out the seperation and all, until right damn now. She can shove all she wants to tell me up her ass. She is not my parent, and the only way she's involved is through Dad. We weren't even close. I think most of my conversations with her lasted less than two minutes.
"If God is love, why does my Mother still have cancer?"
Because life is a bloody test, woman.
Wait, what right do you have to be harping on me again? Please, inform me of this one.

Three, [Quick info: My Great-Grandma died, and I was not contacted, and found out through an obituary] Dad decided, as he tells me, that he thought that I wouldn't care. Oh. So I'm not Christan. Apparently I'm a fucking demon who can't give a fuck about anyone. -Of course- I wouldn't care. I'm heartless. I -never- cry. I can't hurt. Because only -he- and his pure blooded Christan fellows can feel. Why can't he be like my Christan friends here? I've had plenty of them, and I've told them, hey, I'm Pagan, and they've replied, 'Okay, that's cool.' We understand and bloody respect each other. I don't try to force them to believe what I believe, and they don't try and force me to believe in what they believe. Plain and simple, no hissy fits, arguments, or the such.

I really think this is the closest I've come to actually hating someone. Past not wanting to see them ever again. Really bubbling boiling hatred. I hate them for the fact that they are so close minded that they think they know the best, and thus have a right to change me, and make me into their own sense of perfection. I've never tried to change them or mold them into anything. Why can't they not have enough respect for me to do the same?

I'm not going to stand for this any more. I've been nice. I've bared my heart and been forgiving. They've rejected it. Final answer. I'm not going to be swayed by this honey covered emotional blackmail any more. I am who I am, and no one, absolutely no one is going to change that.

Oh, and guess what, Daddy-deary? I'm bi-sexual! What does your little homophobe mind think of that?

So I may be slightly bitter.

Ah...that felt really good. Now, am I going to send this to him as is, or wrap it up pretty?

*The \\*
Last Cigarette:	Don't smoke.
Last Alcoholic Drink:	A sip of my mother's beer three months ago.
Last Car Ride:	Yesterday, to McDonalds and back.
Last Kiss:	Never been kissed. (wasn't that a movie?)
Last Good Cry:	Awhile ago. Maybe...two months?
Last Library Book:	The Iliad. From school. Oh, you mean, actually checked out?

Squawks and Purrs

I cannot sleep...

Grrrr...

Wheee...

Yay!

Urg.

Dollz

Hee.

The Ring

What do you think of me?

Survey!

Plushies!

Quizzes!

I have no life...

Bored? I've got the cure...

Bleh.

*yawn*

Yay!

*yawn*

My day in a nutshell...

Tired

Ugh....

^_^

Mmm...home.

*boing*

Deep breaths, deep breaths.

yawn

yawn

boing